✓ Quiz result · Your kid is a Disconnector 💔

Based on your answers, your child likely:

  • Saves up the hard feelings for you specifically
  • Falls apart at pickup, not at daycare
  • Cries hardest when you’re physically present but mentally elsewhere
  • Needs connection rebuilt before the meltdown, not during
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FOR PARENTS OF A DISCONNECTOR

Pickup decides the next 3 hours. Here’s the 60-second reset.

Word-for-word scripts for Disconnector kids. The 60-second reunion that prevents the daily pickup-meltdown.

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The 5 Tantrum Types Playbook — Disconnector edition on a phone screen
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The first 60 seconds of pickup —

“I missed you today.”

When →The first 60 seconds of every reunion. Names what’s actually happening before the tantrum has a reason to start.

Also in your Disconnector chapter

  • The 90-Second Reset for the post-pickup meltdown (page 11)
  • The 10-minute connection block that prevents the daily reunion dump
  • The script for the moment you can feel the storm coming

If this lands tonight, the rest of the playbook works the same way.

Why this is happening

Here's what a Disconnector actually is. Your kid isn't testing you. They spent the whole day apart from you, and the part of their brain that handled it is now spent. The pickup meltdown isn't ungratefulness — it's the safest place in their day to finally fall apart.

That's why “how was your day, sweetheart?” makes it worse. Words are a request. Their nervous system can't process a request right now — it can only process YOUR body being there, calm, present, not reaching for them yet.

The fix is a 90-second physical reset, not a script. That's page 11. The rest of the Playbook is the 8-minute pickup protocol that decides whether the rest of the evening is calm or shredded.

What’s inside

32 pages. Read in one sitting on your phone.

Use the scripts the same afternoon.

The Disconnector chapter from inside The 5 Tantrum Types Playbook
  1. The 60-Second Reunion Script page 7What to say in the first minute of pickup, before the meltdown has a reason to start. The pickup mistake almost every parent makes.
  2. The 10-Minute Connection Block page 8The daily ritual that prevents the daily meltdown. The shift from reactive to proactive that changes the tantrum economy.
  3. The Proactive-Bid SystemGoing to them before they have to come to you. Voluntary hugs and “I love you”s that cost them nothing to accept — and end the disconnect-tantrum cycle.
  4. The 1-page printable cheat sheetFridge-ready. Save it to your phone. Screenshot it for your partner. The thing you actually grab in the moment.
Thursday, 5:36pm

They didn’t even look up when you walked in.

You’d practiced the walk-in. Big smile, knees down, arms wide. They glanced over and went back to the puzzle. The teacher said “they had a great day.” By 5:36pm in the car, the dam breaks.

Your kid isn’t manipulative. Their nervous system doesn’t yet have the wiring for “safe even when mom is in the next room.”
That wiring is built — not commanded. Page 8 is the protocol.

Your Playbook leads with Disconnector. The other 4 types are included as a reference in case your kid shows a secondary blend (most kids do, by age 4):

🧠 Overwhelmer 🚫 Boundary-Tester 😵 Hangry/Tired 🔄 Transition-Hater

Your kid’s a Disconnector.
The Playbook tells you exactly what to do — not say — in the first 90 seconds after every separation.

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★★★★★ “Daycare pickup used to wreck our evening. Day 2 with the 90-Second Reset: she didn’t cry once on the drive home.” — Jess S., mom of 3
Mariah, founder of Learnova Kids
A note from the founder

The truth about who I am.

I’m not a child psychologist. I won’t tell you I “transformed thousands of families” because that would be a lie.

I’m a parent who got handed a kid whose tantrums broke every piece of advice I’d been given. I spent months reading developmental research, talking to therapists, and comparing notes with other burned-out parents.

What you’re holding is what I wish someone had handed me at 4:47pm three years ago. If it doesn’t help — email me and get your money back without explaining yourself.

Mariah
Mariah · Founder, Learnova Kids
Free bonuses

Plus 4 bonus resources, free.

Bonus 1

The Disconnector Heat-Map

Value: $19

Printable showing the 3 daily reconnection windows your Disconnector needs — typically the first 8 minutes after pickup, the 30 minutes after a sibling moment, and the 15 minutes after you've been on your phone.

Bonus 2

Public Meltdown Pack — Disconnector Edition

Value: $11

Six word-for-word body-first protocols for the “I won't hold your hand” moments: pickup, the parking lot, the grandparent's house, the car ride home, the playdate dropoff, and the 5pm grocery run.

Bonus 3

The 3-Day Disconnector Reset

Value: $27

72-hour reconnection protocol with a specific sibling-arrival branch (page 18). Most parents report the clinginess softens by Day 2 once the right reconnection moves are in place.

Bonus 4

The Mom-Rage Off-Switch

Value: $19

What to do for yourself when you can feel the lid coming off.

The 5 Tantrum Types Playbook$37
Bonus 1 — Disconnector Heat-Map$19
Bonus 2 — Public Meltdown Pack$11
Bonus 3 — 3-Day Reset Protocol$27
Bonus 4 — Mom-Rage Off-Switch$19
Total value$113
Today’s price$16.99
Less than $20. About a fifth of the parenting course you didn’t finish — less than a month of Dr. Becky.
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What happens next

From click to calmer in 7 days.

Tonight, within 2 min
PDF lands in your inbox. Save it to your phone home screen.
Tonight
Read your 6-page chapter. 10 minutes on your phone.
Tomorrow morning
First script ready when the meltdown hits.
By Friday
The pattern is visible. Or your money back.

60-Day Promise — calmer in 7 days or you don’t pay.

Use the scripts for 7 days. If you don’t feel like you have a real, in-the-moment tool that’s working, email us any time in the next 60 days. We refund within 48 hours of your email. You keep the Playbook and the bonuses.

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Early reader feedback

What early readers are saying.

★★★★★ Beta-tester feedback from the first wave of parents who got the Playbook
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“Daycare pickup used to wreck our evening. The 90-Second Reset on page 11, Day 2: she didn’t cry once on the drive home.”
JS
Jess S.
Mom of 3 · 3yo regressing
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“She used to scream every time I left the room. The attachment-anchor protocol — I can shower without a meltdown for the first time in a year.”
EK
Emma K.
Mom of 1 · 2yo
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★★★★☆
“I’m the dad. Rolled my eyes when she bought it. The reconnection sequence at pickup was the whole game. Honestly wish there was an audio version for the car.”
MV
Marc V.
Dad of 2
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“The Mom-Rage Off-Switch is the chapter I didn’t know I needed. I haven’t yelled all week. My husband noticed before I did.”
ML
Megan L.
Mom of 2
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★★★★☆
“Bedtime separation was an hour-long battle. The 8-minute reconnection cut it to ten minutes. Wish the sibling-arrival branch was longer.”
LS
Laura S.
Mom of 2 · new sibling
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Last call

Tonight at pickup, the dam breaks again.

Tomorrow's pickup is going to happen. The car ride home will either be the one where she finally cries it out — or the one where the 90-Second Reset works.

The Playbook is $16.99. The protocol is on page 11. If it doesn't help, you don't pay.

  • The 5 Tantrum Types Playbook (32 pages)
  • The Tantrum Heat-Map (printable)
  • The Public Meltdown Pack (6 scripts)
  • The 3-Day Reset Protocol
  • The Mom-Rage Off-Switch
  • 60-Day Promise refund
Total value: $113 $16.99
Less than $20. About a fifth of the parenting course you didn’t finish — less than a month of Dr. Becky.
★★★★★
“She didn’t cry once on the drive home.”
— Jess S., mom of 3
★★★★★
“I can shower without a meltdown.”
— Emma K., mom of 1
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“Bedtime cut from an hour to ten minutes.”
— Laura S., mom of 2
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FAQ

Common questions

I’ve already spent $400+ on parenting courses that didn’t work. Why is this different?
Most parenting courses give the same advice to every kid. Gentle parenting overlaps more with what works for Disconnectors than for the other 4 types — but standard scripts (“I see you, I’m here”) aren’t always enough. The Playbook adds the attachment-anchor protocols built specifically for this type. Refund in 48 hours if it doesn’t help.
Will this work for a 2-year-old? A 5-year-old?
Yes. The 5 types apply across roughly 18 months to 6 years, with age-specific notes in each chapter. Younger than 18 months, most “tantrums” are pre-verbal frustration that resolves with food, sleep, or holding.
It got worse when the new baby arrived. Will this still work?
Yes — new-sibling regression is one of the most common reasons parents land on this type. The 3-Day Reset has a sibling-arrival branch starting on page 18. Most parents see the clinginess soften by Day 2.
My kid is a blend of two types. Which do I start with?
Most kids are. The Playbook tells you which type to lead with (the type that shows up first in a meltdown), and how to layer the second.
Is this just gentle parenting in a different wrapper?
No. Gentle parenting works for one of the five types — the Disconnector. For the other four, you need different tools.
How does the refund work?
Email support@learnovakids.com within 60 days. No form, no call. We refund within 48 hours.
P.S.

If you skipped to the bottom: your kid’s a Disconnector. They don’t need more words from you — they need a 90-second physical reset after every separation. The Playbook is a 32-page PDF + 4 bonuses with the exact protocol that works when scripts don’t. It’s $16.99. Calmer in 7 days or full refund.

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