★★★★★ Built for the 4 in 5 kids gentle parenting forgot

The 90-second script that ends most tantrums before the screaming even starts.

Word-for-word scripts for your kid’s exact tantrum type. Read it on your phone. Use it the same afternoon.

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The 5 Tantrum Types Playbook on a phone screen
Tuesday, 4:47pm

You can feel it before it starts.

The whining. The “no” voice. You haven’t even said anything yet, and the storm is already loading in your chest.

  1. 5:04pm
    You’re crouching down doing the breathing exercises Janet Lansbury said to do, voice like a yoga instructor on three hours of sleep, saying “I see you’re having a hard time” — and they kick you in the shin.
  2. 5:23pm
    You’re hiding in the pantry. Not because you’re cooking. Because you don’t want them to see you cry.
You are not a bad parent.
You’ve been given the wrong instructions.
What you get

Word-for-word scripts for your kid’s type — plus the other 4.

Most kids are a primary type with a secondary blend. The Playbook covers all 5.

🧠 Overwhelmer 🚫 Boundary-Tester 💔 Disconnector 😵 Hangry/Tired 🔄 Transition-Hater

You already know your kid’s type.
The Playbook tells you exactly what to say next.

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What’s inside

32 pages. Read in one sitting on your phone.

Use the scripts the same afternoon.

A page from inside The 5 Tantrum Types Playbook
  1. The “30-Second Rule” page 9What to do in the half-minute after you set a boundary that decides whether the next half-hour is calm or carnage.
  2. The Banana Test page 14A 4-word question that reveals whether your kid’s tantrum is hunger or emotion. Ends ~40% of meltdowns before they start.
  3. The Hardest Word page 7The phrase experts tell you to use that guarantees a Boundary-Tester escalation — plus the 3-word replacement.
  4. The 90-Second ResetThe physical protocol for Disconnectors that works better than any script. Words actually make this type worse.
  5. The Public Meltdown PackExactly what to say in the cereal aisle when 12 strangers are watching. Word-for-word.
  6. A 3-Day Reset for each typeWhat to do in the next 72 hours to break the current pattern.
  7. The 1-page printable cheat sheetFor the fridge, the diaper bag, and the moment you actually need it.
Free bonuses

Plus 4 bonus resources, free.

$82 in extras, included with the Playbook today.

Bonus 1

The Tantrum Heat-Map

Value: $19

Printable showing the 3 daily windows your kid becomes a different person. Stick it on the fridge.

Bonus 2

Public Meltdown Emergency Pack

Value: $17

Six word-for-word scripts for restaurants, supermarkets, parks, and family gatherings. Screenshot before you walk in.

Bonus 3

The 3-Day Reset Protocol

Value: $27

72-hour plan for each type. Most parents see the difference by Day 2.

Bonus 4

The Mom-Rage Off-Switch

Value: $19

What to do for yourself when you can feel the lid coming off.

The 5 Tantrum Types Playbook$37
Bonus 1 — Heat-Map$19
Bonus 2 — Public Meltdown Pack$17
Bonus 3 — 3-Day Reset Protocol$27
Bonus 4 — Mom-Rage Off-Switch$19
Total value$119
Today’s price$17
What happens next

From click to calmer in 7 days.

1
Click buy. Checkout takes 60 seconds. No account to create.
2
PDF lands in your inbox within 2 minutes. Save it to your phone home screen.
3
Read your type’s chapter tonight. 6 pages, 10 minutes. Use the scripts tomorrow.

“Calmer in 7 days” or you don’t pay.

Use the scripts for 7 days. If you don’t feel like you have a real, in-the-moment tool that’s working — email us. Full refund within 48 hours. You keep the Playbook and bonuses. No questions, no hoops.

The risk on this is zero. Either it works, or you pay nothing.

Reviews

Parents who used the scripts in the last 30 days

★★★★★
“I read the Boundary-Tester chapter at 9pm. Next morning my 3yo hit me trying to leave for daycare. I used the script on page 9 word for word — he stopped mid-swing.”
SK
Sarah K.
Mum of 2 · child age 3
★★★★★
“My twins turn into different people at 4pm. The Heat-Map made me realise it was the 11am snack timing — three days later, the 4pm meltdowns were gone.”
HT
Hannah T.
Mum of twins (age 3)
★★★★★
“The Mom-Rage Off-Switch was the one I didn’t know I needed. I haven’t yelled in three weeks. My husband noticed before I did.”
ML
Megan L.
Mum of 2
A note from the founder

The truth about who I am.

I’m not a child psychologist. I won’t tell you I “transformed thousands of families” because that would be a lie.

I’m a parent who got handed a kid whose tantrums broke every piece of advice I’d been given. I spent months reading developmental research, talking to therapists, and comparing notes with other burned-out parents.

What you’re holding is what I wish someone had handed me at 4:47pm three years ago. If it doesn’t help — email me and get your money back without explaining yourself.

Ryan
Ryan · Founder, Learnova Kids
Last call

Tomorrow at 4:47pm, the meltdown happens again.

Or spend $17 — less than tonight’s Whole Foods run — and have the playbook on your phone before bedtime.

  • The 5 Tantrum Types Playbook (32 pages)✓
  • The Tantrum Heat-Map (printable)✓
  • The Public Meltdown Pack (6 scripts)✓
  • The 3-Day Reset Protocol✓
  • The Mom-Rage Off-Switch✓
  • 60-day “Calmer in 7 Days” refund✓
Total value: $119 $17
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FAQ

Common questions

Will this work for a 2-year-old? A 5-year-old?
Yes. The 5 types apply across roughly 18 months to 6 years, with age-specific notes in each chapter. Younger than 18 months, most “tantrums” are pre-verbal frustration that resolves with food, sleep, or holding.
My kid is a blend of two types. Which do I start with?
Most kids are. The Playbook tells you which type to lead with (almost always the type that shows up first in a meltdown), and how to layer the second.
Is this just gentle parenting in a different wrapper?
No. Gentle parenting works for one of the five types — the Disconnector. For the other four, you need different tools, and that’s what’s in here.
How does the refund work?
Email support@learnovakids.com within 60 days. No form, no call. We refund within 48 hours. You keep everything.
P.S.

If you skipped to the bottom: the Playbook is a 32-page PDF + 4 bonuses with word-for-word scripts for your kid’s tantrum type. It’s $17. Calmer in 7 days or full refund. The only way to lose is to not try it.

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